#FiveWordNPTechHorrors: Read 'em and weep

The latest meme-craze on Twitter is the hashtag #FiveWordTechHorrors. People are putting together five-word phrases of the worst things to hear in the tech world.

As a sort of response/twist on that, I present to you the nonprofit version of that: #FiveWordNPTechHorrors. I started the meme late this afternoon, and it's still going strong, so join the fun and add your own! The ones I posted, and my favorites that others posted, are below.